| | Okay, *this* is weird. I just received this email to my Ihug email address, presumably from a SOLO visitor (or, worst case, a regular):John Galt SOLO Fairy Brigade to Fallujah
Recruitment is starting for the John Galt Fairy Brigade's mobilization to Fallujah, Iraq led by the fearless warrior, Lindsay Puff Daddy Pogo. General Puff Daddy, who credits his success in the world with taking showers and dropping the soap with both George W. and George W.H. during summer camp, believes in the democratic process for Mohammed and Akbar, and wants to do his part. Along with Puff Daddy, will be his aide d' camp and chief Fag Hag, Barbara Brandage. Barbara will be the majority whip, shoulder to cry on, and chief advisor to the Fairy Brigade. Along with these brave warriors will be Joey Testarone and Adam Seed who will be working on their book, Jung and Gay In Bagdad. Chris Pizzabarra will act as platoon leader while he works on his book, Homosexuality Amongst The Camel Jockeys. Tibor Machan, the great Objectivist scholar who has written 10 books and sold 11, will also join the Brigade as chief advisor, serving to butch up the fairies. Jeannie Ring the transgender amazon will run the bootcamp for the fairies. So don't hesitate. You don't have to be a fairy to join Lindsay and the boys. Besides, there is a rumor Jennifer Ravioli will be handing out her panties to the bravest warriors of all. So if you want to butch up, and walk tall and strut like George and learn to fight like a real man, here is your chance to acquire Jennifer's panties and leave fairyhood behind, and be a real man like John Galt. Remember Arab Camel Jockeys love fairies and are happy to plant themselves in any friendly port. This is a good chance for fairies to learn another culture receiving the benefits of Arab hospitality while bending over frontwards to be true altruists. As an extra added incentive to leave Objectivist fairyhood behind, Matthew Humphreys and Lindsay Puff Daddy will enter combat, holding hands glad to be palsy- walsy again while they destroy the Saddamite Sodomists who never use vaseline, condons, or do they kiss you on the lips. As a registered fairy I will join you, hoping beyond hope to capture Jennifer's bright red panties.
Yours For Freedom Nat T. Panty I'm guessing the email address natpanty@lycos.com is a fake, which is a pity, because I'd dearly love to know what motiviated the troll who wrote this - and to express my displeasure at receiving unsolicited email of this nature.
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